Here’s The Mock Up Of The New Nippert Club Seats

Are you a Cincinnati Bearcats fan?

Are you a Bearcats fan with lots of disposable income burning a hole in your wallet?

And do you like to spend that cash on your favorite college football team?

Well maybe you should consider purchasing a pair of club seats for you and yours in the new Nippert Stadium press box, which look mighty comfy. The University of Cincinnati recently released a mock up of these chair backs, which you can see below.

They’re currently gray but I doubt they’ll stay that way. If UC’s smart, and they are, they’ll put a coat of red and black paint, or however they color seat cushions, on it.

Also of note, cup holders! No longer will your alcoholic beverage be a slave to the heat of your hands (i.e. during the Purdue game in 2013), as you can now slide the canister smoothly into the harness next to you. Obviously this is a much need amenity for those of you willing and hopefully able to spend $2,500 per season on these seats.

Additionally, it looks like there will be a movable table attached to the chair to hold the boiled gooses or cronuts or whatever it is you people who spend thousands of dollars on seats eat. Unlike before when you had to constantly hold your caviar in one hand and platinum spoon in the other, you can now set those down to enjoy the game between bites. Then when you’ve had your fill, you can simply slide the table to the side for easy access in and out of your seat.

Oh the luxuries of the rich and better than me-ness!

But seriously, I’m not jealous at all. Buy your club seats today!