Week one in college football is generally full of cupcake games between FBS and FCS teams. FBS squads usually wins (unless you’re Michigan or Virginia Tech). For the Big East, nearly every team is playing a meaningless warmup game except for South Florida and Syracuse. Despite those outliers, most Big East teams will wipe the floor with their opponents this week so I’m not taking any predictions seriously. Instead I present you with the second best thing about college football getting underway, the hot girls donning team gear:
Louisville vs. Murray St
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Edge goes to the Cards- Gotta love a cute blonde in a tight shirt: Louisville: 38, Murray State: 10
Rutgers vs NC Central
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By far the hottest girl wearing Big East team gear wins this one. Rutgers: 41, NC Central: 13
Syracuse vs Wake Forest
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Digging the ‘S’, not so much the ‘U’ but that should be enough to put the Orange on top. Syracuse: 28, Wake Forest: 23
UConn vs Fordham
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UConn takes this because brief Fordham enrollee Amanda Seyfried’s eyes scare the crap out of me. UConn: 27, Fordham 6
South Florida vs Notre Dame
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Normally Florida girls would destroy any hot chick contest but I have to go with the brains-beauty combo Notre Dame girls generally offer. Notre Dame: 27, USF: 21
West Virginia vs Marshall
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An easy win for the Mountaineers, both for their lovely ladies and their football team. West Virginia: 49, Marshall: 17
Pittsburgh vs Buffalo
I literally couldn’t find a hot Buffalo Bulls girl. Panthers win. Pitt: 31, Buffalo: 14
Cincinnati vs Austin Peay
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Uhh.. wait what? Oh yea, Bearcats win. Cincinnati: 51, Austin Peay: 10